I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
(via dontbitemyfish)
- Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
- Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
- Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
- Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
- Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
"One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life."
— John Green (via amouremeline)
(Source: voguelovesme, via sameplacesametime)
when girls call their boyfriend “daddy” i want to projectile vomit on their existence
(Source: jsutindrews, via thefaultinourpizzas)
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Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
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