mind your manners

Ask me anything   She said "I love you" as if it were a secret, and an immense one.

going-to-scranton:

Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?

(via ugh-but-why)

— 1 day ago with 2578 notes
#the office  #wow i love this show  #pam and michael were the greatest 

thereforelesbians:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

claudberg:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape

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since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid

Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person

(Source: pottergenes, via fluoresentadolesents)

— 1 day ago with 104644 notes

tats-maslany:

I got that comic con, comic con sadness

(via delena-are-real)

— 1 day ago with 39367 notes

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

(via underseigefromaccusation)

— 1 day ago with 123212 notes
"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain"
— 6 days ago with 381 notes

I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for.

(Source: thorsty, via norwegian-would)

— 6 days ago with 12257 notes

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

(via norwegian-would)

— 6 days ago with 275235 notes
"Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you."
Tyrion Lannister (via yominokuni)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via katherinesage)

— 6 days ago with 456040 notes
#food for thought 
Jenko:I heard you can get Whyphy all over campus, 24/7.
Schmidt:Were they talking about Whyphy the drug, or wi-fi the internet?
Jenko:...Fuck you, brain.
— 6 days ago with 7 notes